Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2 lbs. of delicious tart dick-shaped candies in a plastic jar. This rainbow of fruit-flavored candy makes a great gift for ex-husbands, bosses, coworkers, family members, and neighbors. Nowadays there are assholes everywhere, so make sure to keep a jar handy in your car, desk, or purse! You never know when you will need it.